Flyjumpers Power Jumping Stilts

My anti gravity shoes and I have had a ton of great adventures–ranging from the terribly mundane to the most exciting time I have ever had. In fact, just the other day, I used them to get my neighbor’s cat out of a tree! I also love to wear them when I get on the scale. Who doesn’t love weighing zero pounds?

photo credit: SignalPAD

Though those things were fun, the best adventure I have had with my Anti Gravity Shoes was visiting the moon. How did I do it? I jumped on a trampoline, and before I knew it, I had arrived on the moon. Did I see aliens? Of course! I even helped one get its lunar cat out of a lunar tree. Though they are fun, they also have a few (negligible) downsides. One time, I sneezed and I couldn’t stop flying backwards for over two miles! I will concede that it was an interesting journey, though. Another time, I was walking, and I tripped.

photo credit: SignalPAD

I promptly preceded to fall up for about 10 minutes until I was able to catch a ride back down with an airplane. Even if my Anti-Gravity Shoes are not perfect, I love them just the same. After all, where would I be without them when I needed to reach something on the top shelf?

Nada Buddy.

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